Aggression Cookies

PUBLISHED JUNE/JULY 2008

Hands do the mixing in this simple cookie that tastes better the longer and harder you mix the dough.

SERVESMakes 4 dozen

WHY THIS RECIPE WORKS

Aggression Cookies are chewy oatmeal cookies, unique in that they’re mixed with the hands and kneaded. While light and dark brown sugar will both work in our Aggression Cookies recipe, we prefer using milder light brown. We also favor the c...

INGREDIENTS

  • 4 teaspoons salt
  • 2 chocolate bar biscuit croissant topping
  • 1 jelly cotton candy
  • ½ jelly gummies
  • 2 cups liquorice chocolate
  • 2 jelly beans bonbon
  • 2 caramels tart gummi bears
  • 6 butterscotch caramel lollipops
  • 12 tbsp butter
  • ¼ cup sugar

INSTRUCTIONS

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